10. A bald musician named Frank lives in your basement with a ten-piece drum set.
9. You have to go to that a neighborhood fruit stand to drop off your rent money.
8. Your landlord tells you that if he didn't like you, he'd have charged you three hundred dollars more for the place.
7. You realize your garden apartment actually was used as an interrogation room for the mob but the landlord added another window and a bathroom since those days.
6. The two squad cars and police sergeant who greeted you at your first viewing of the place now know you by name.
And I'm out of funny reasons so five is all you'll get.
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2 comments:
Having moved to Humboldt Park recently, I can appreciate the humor here!
Enjoyed a lot!
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